just-shower-thoughts:

You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

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supervillainesses:

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

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supervillainesses:

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

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just-shower-thoughts:

In my 4 years of working in restaurants I have probably cooked a few people their last meal.

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just-shower-thoughts:

i like to stay up at night because the world feels like it stops for a few hours and you don’t have any responsibilities

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just-shower-thoughts:

“One man’s junk is another man’s treasure” describes garage sales AND homosexuality.

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